Pizza and Beer

This weekend I'm going home because 1) I couldn't get my shit together to graduate in May, so I won't be attending the festivities for fear of doing something embarrassing stemming from bitterness, and 2) Mother's Day. It awesomely just so happens that a bunch of my high school friends will be in town as well, and we've started a Facebook chain of messages trying to orchestrate a get-together. Friend #1 votes for pizza at someone's house, which I'm totally thrilled about. So I write something to the effect of "Pizza and beer night? Hell yeah!" and then back up.... I amend it...."Pizza (and beer?) night? Hell yeah!" Then I question putting "and beer" at all. They all drink....don't they? Do I sound like an alcoholic? Pizza and beer TOTALLY go together - why am I worrying? In How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Andie and Michelle have Chinese food and beer night when they're getting over douchenozzle boys - not crudites and champagne....BEER AND MAN-FOOD ARE FOR CHICKS!!! In fact, I just offended myself by even CALLING it "man-food." I propose that all girls' nights from here on out feature beer and something deep-fried and covered in cheese. Not that mine don't already....